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To be revolting is my goal, I'll only do that in a hole. My slim body in latex, tight, Touch my guts and you'll feel my bite.
I go up, Though sometimes I am down. I can write, But I don't make a sound. I am the touchstone for lightness, But often I am black. I can help you to hit the sack.
A bartender has a three pint glass and a five pint glass. A customer walks in and orders four pints of beer. Without a measuring cup but with an unlimited supply of beer how does he get four pints in either glass?